What did I find today? (click to embiggen any picture)
1973 Playboy lifestyle guide:
|More Indispensable: the space needed for cartoon tits, instead of sizing & spacing text accordingly|
|Contents: I'm sad I neglected to visit "The A to Z of Sex" now. Rest assured, if the book is still there on the next visit, I will provide an update. Anyone have a letter preference?|
|But in case you were interested on their advice concerning sexual harassment...|
You misspelled "Creepy":
|Seriously, though, I have issues with infantilized things in adult situations, like wedding attire|
I'm constantly reminded that I should purchase a record player in order to build an ironic vinyl collection. Would it be more ironic if I just collected terrible vinyl sans player?:
|I do actually own records without a player. The one that started it? A recording of Wonder Woman stories.|
If I actually had the money to waste, why yes, yes I would put a large embroidered screaming flaming cock on my wall:
|He's screaming because he's missing a toe. That, and his general existential rage at his being. I would name him Proust.|
2 Birds, 1 Stone:
|Q: How do we afford to remodel our rec room/ basement? A: Start an illegal gambling hall in that very basement! Brilliant!|
Lastly, panthers humping trees (matching floor lamps):
Mr. Burly: Those are....lamps?
Me: Yes, it's cut off in the picture but on top you add a bulb and a shade. Then you have matching panther-humping-tree floor lamps. But I don't know what type of shade you'd put on those...
Mr. Burly: Leopard print.
Me: Now that's just offensive to the panthers.
Mr. Burly: But...where would they even...There's no where to put those things!
Me: Flanking the front door. Duh.
Mr. Burly: Oh God...
(Don't worry friends, those entering the new house will still be greeted by Bucephalus and not some sad dendrophiliac panthers)